A leather tool belt and hand tools laid out across a wooden workbench

Bognor Regis · Littlehampton · Chichester

Your local odd job and repair man.

I'm James. I fix the things that have been quietly annoying you for months, and I'll tell you straight what's worth doing about them.

Why people ring me back

Five recommendations on Facebook so far, all of them positive. Here is what sits behind them.

  • A straight answer

    You'll hear what actually needs doing and what can wait until next year. I'd rather tell you a job is small than talk it up.

  • A price before I start

    I look at the job, or a photograph of it, and tell you what it costs. Once we've agreed that figure it stays put.

  • Weekends as well

    The goose never sleeps for long. If something's gone wrong on a Saturday, ring me and I'll tell you whether it can hold until Monday.

  • The van carries the usual bits

    There's a fair chance the part is already in the back, so most of these jobs get finished in one visit.

  • The right tool for it

    I carry an inspection camera and a wet vac, so a blocked drain gets looked at properly before anything is taken apart.

  • Advice on the phone is free

    Some jobs are a five minute fix you can do yourself. I talked one customer through clearing an airlock in her shower, and that was that.

Three jobs from the last few months

Two gloved hands tightening a joint on copper pipework with a wrench

In the bathroom

A sink that drained slower every week

I couldn't get at the pipes to inspect them, so the camera went down instead. In there was a pair of tweezers, five razor heads, an assortment of screws and enough hair to keep it all company. Ten minutes with the wet vac cleared it, and I fitted a spare pop-up plug from the van so the same thing stays out.

Grey plastic condensate and waste pipework running along a painted wall

Fixed the same day

A condensate pipe somebody had taped up

Tape holds on a joint that stays wet all winter for about a fortnight. I took the whole section out and replaced it, and it was half an hour's work. All in a day's work for the goose.

A bathroom with new pale marble-effect wall panels behind a white bath

A full room

Tiling was the plan, boarding was the answer

I was called out to quote for tiling this studio flat. The walls were a long way off flat and the budget was tight, so we talked it through and went with panelling instead. It goes straight over the top of all that, it came in cheaper, and the room was finished in a day.

Tell me what it's doing

Ring, text or WhatsApp. A photograph of the problem usually saves us both a trip, and I'll come back to you with a price.

How a job runs

Four steps, and you'll have the price before anybody picks up a tool.

Get in touch
01

Tell me what it's doing

Ring, text or send a photograph. A picture of the leak usually tells me more than a paragraph does.

The quote
02

I come and look at it

Most jobs I can price on the spot. If a part is needed I'll find out what it costs and tell you before I order anything.

The work
03

I get on with it

A lot of this gets finished in one visit, because the van carries the usual bits. Anything longer, and you'll know up front.

Afterwards
04

You watch it work

I run it, show you what I've done and clear up after myself. Then you pay me.

Recent work

What people have said

Five recommendations on my Facebook page, word for word.

Van Vo
Great service from James and very very reasonable price! He came out to look at our shower and fixed it the next day! Best price and best service in Chichester for sure. Thank you very much James
Facebook recommendation
Jess Scott-Moore
James helped me out massively by advising me on and installing a new gas meter box that had been broken and needed replacing really quickly. He also came out to fix a key safe to my property as well for me and I am really pleased with it. He is friendly, professional and I will definitely be calling on him for future jobs that need doing. Highly recommend!
Facebook recommendation
Vow Rize
I Highly Recommend Goose's Maintenance Services, Such a Friendly, Reliable and Trustworthy Company, Who will always go above and beyond. Very Fair Pricing Also. I will definitely be using Your Services Again in the Future. Thank you
Facebook recommendation
Claire Roberts Lamont
Brilliant service-- walked me through how to fix a airlock on my shower! Can't recommend Goose enough
Facebook recommendation
Jasmine Brown
Very friendly, great service. Thanks very much
Facebook recommendation

Questions I get asked

There's no price list, because a dripping tap and a whole bathroom are different days. I'll look at the job, or at a photograph of it, and give you a figure before I start. Once we've agreed it, that's the price.

Bognor Regis, Littlehampton and Chichester, and the places in between. If you're a little outside that, ring anyway. If I'm already working your way it's usually fine.

I answer the phone at weekends. Whether I can get to you the same day depends on what's already booked, but you'll get an honest answer either way.

Small jobs are most of what I do. A key safe, a shelf, a door handle that's come loose. If it's quick I'd rather fit it in than send you looking for somebody else.

Sometimes, and I'll say so. I talked one customer through clearing an airlock in her shower over the phone and she sorted it herself in ten minutes.

Gas appliances are a job for a Gas Safe registered engineer, so I leave those alone. Ask me and I'll tell you honestly whether what you need is something I can take on.